#HappilyEverNinja #Review and #sneakpeeks plus a huge #giveaway from @reidromance and @indiesagepromo

HappilyEverNinja_Tour

Happily Ever Ninja
by Penny Reid
Publication Date:
Genres: Adult, Contemporary, Romance, Humor

HappilyEverNinja (1)

Purchase: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Kobo | iTunes

From the USA Today Best Selling Author of Truth or Beard

There are three things you need to know about Fiona Archer… I would tell you what they are, but then I’d have to kill you.

But I can tell you that Fiona’s husband—the always irrepressible and often cantankerous Greg Archer—is desperately in love with his wife. He aches for her when they are apart, and is insatiable when they are together. Yet as the years pass, Greg has begun to suspect that Fiona is a ninja. A ninja mom. A ninja wife. A ninja friend. After fourteen years of marriage, Greg is trying not to panic. Because Fiona’s talent for blending in is starting to resemble fading away.

However, when unexpected events mean Fiona must take center stage to keep her family safe, her response stuns everyone—Greg most of all. It seems like Greg’s wish has come true.

Except… not.

When all is said and done, can Greg handle this new version of his wife? Will his irrepressible cantankerousness push her away? Or can the couple find a way forward without either being forced to step back into the shadows?

This is a full length, 100k word novel, and is the 5th book in the Knitting in the City Series. All books in the series can be read as a standalone except book #1.5

Teaser1 (1)

I tucked my fingers under her chin and lifted her face to mine, stealing a kiss; true distress clawed at my chest, traveled like a spike down my spine. I didn’t want to guess, or entertain any possibilities. Inevitably, my mind always jumped to the worst possible conclusion whenever I saw her inexplicably sad (i.e. brain tumor).

Even so, I attempted to keep my tone level and calm. “What could be too important for the greeting card aisle? It’s the perfect place to tell me anything and everything. There’s likely a card we can buy afterward for the occasion.”

She huffed a laugh, laughed a bit more, and then began crying again.

Her laughter was a good sign, so I went with it.

“Let’s see . . .” I shuffled us both to the rack and plucked a greeting card from it. “You tell me if this one describes your situation.” I cleared my throat and began to read, “Dear Brother, Many blessings on your fortieth birthday. May your girlfriend bring home that hot girl she works with and suggest a three-way.”

Fiona began laughing in earnest, burying her face against my chest.

I returned the original card, walked us a few steps farther down the aisle, and selected another card at random. “Here’s another. Dear Friend, Thank you for your thoughtfulness. I am so lucky to have you in my life, especially after that time I hit you with my car and salted the earth around your house.

I cracked a smile as I grabbed another card. She was laughing so hard she could barely breathe.

“Dear Co-worker, Get well soon. Sorry about the scorpions in your bed. And the leprosy. And the chlamydia.”

“Stop! I can’t- I can’t breathe.” Fiona gripped the front of my shirt as though she needed my solid frame to remain upright.

I took one more step and picked a new card. “Dear Dad, Happy Father’s Day. I know I’m not your favorite child, but I hope you will . . . you will . . .” I stopped reading because Fiona had stopped laughing.

In fact, she’d grown eerily still, though her fists remained anchored in my shirt. I don’t think she was even breathing.

“Fe?”

She released an audible exhale—as though bracing herself—and titled her head back. New tears shone in her eyes and she looked . . . emotional.

Not sad. Not worried or scared. Just emotional.

And I knew.

“I’m going to be a dad,” I said.

She nodded, her mouth wanting to smile but her eyes betraying the disordered chaos of her thoughts.

I had no idea what she was thinking.

I had no idea what I was thinking.

But I felt like I’d just been punched, slapped across the face. And it felt scary. And good.

I felt like I was the king of the universe, the luckiest man alive.

I felt panic, because I didn’t know how to be a dad, at least not the kind I wanted to be.

I felt a bizarre surge of pride, of accomplishment.

I felt a heady wave of possessiveness, for this woman I loved, for the child we’d made. I felt responsible.

But I did not feel burdened.

And I knew nothing would ever be the same.

Teaser3

Mama’s Thoughts:

If I hadn’t been a “reider” before, I’d be one now.  This was a surprisingly suspenseful read, with all of Reid’s beloved sarcasm, wit and charm.  Her characters are so loveable, even when at times they’re being loathsome.  It’s one of the most chaotic books of hers yet, and it will gut you but also make you so happy you’ll be jumping up and down like a child receiving a cookie.  Ninja Ever After removes all the layers of romantic fluff and reveals what a marriage really is for most people.  It’s solace, it’s comfort, and it’s exhausting.  It’s not ever easy, but if it’s right, it’s worth it.  Plus I love Fe.  She’s the bees knees of heroines for me- smart, independent though once naive and under the impression that people are inherently good.  Greg is one of those characters that you really don’t want to like, he’s so…..much, but then you fall for him almost as hard as our dear girl does.  They make a great team, and it comes in handy in more ways than you’d imagine.  I appreciated the inclusion of the prequel in this advanced copy of the book, giving me more of a glimpse into their beginning and how much things can change in 15-20 years.  Humorous romantic suspense is a thing right? well if it wasn’t this is the first of its kind and I would love to read more.  I’ll be going back and reading the rest of the series, at the least Ashley’s story as I want to know more about her and Drew after being introduced to them briefly in Truth or Beard.  These interconnected worlds provide a great sense of fun and I’m happy to be part of the loving hordes of reiders.

About the Author

SEX! It all started with sex, between my parents. Personally I don’t like thinking about it, but whatever works for you is a-ok with me. No judgment. The sex happened in California and much of my life also occurred in that state until I moved from the land of nuts (almonds), wine, silicon… boobs, and heavy traffic to the southeast US. Like most writers I like to write, but let’s get back to sex. Eventually I married and gave birth to 2 small people-children (boy-6, girl-4 as of this writing).

By day I’m a biomedical researcher with focus on rare diseases. By night I’m a knitter, sewer, lino block carver, fabric printer, soap maker, and general crafter. By the wee hours of the morning or when I’m intoxicated I love to listen to the voices in my head and let them tell me stories. I hope you enjoy their stories.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

IndieSageBlogger

Advertisements

One thought on “#HappilyEverNinja #Review and #sneakpeeks plus a huge #giveaway from @reidromance and @indiesagepromo

  1. I’m reading one book a month by her in my Blogger Shame. I read Neanderthal Seeks Human for January. Neanderthal Marries Human for February. 😀 But reid Elements of Chemistry….Martin Sandeke….*sigh* just sayin’…I like him as much as Cletus, but in oh so many different ways. mmmmm Martin…

Commenting is Caring

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s